Jrod: The cult of Jesse
March 30th, 2009 by Jrod in New Zealand, Test cricket
If you don’t have time in your life for a new cricketing cult figure, I suggest you don’t watch Jesse Ryder play.
We already know a lot about Jesse. He is a big man, there is no getting around it (pun not intended); he is just large. He makes Samit Patel look like an anorexic French model.
He likes a drink, or 17, and occasionally he takes it too far and gets himself in trouble with bathrooms late at night.
He can bat – seriously bat, and has a technique so uncluttered it looks like a team of reality TV cleaners have just come through.
He is also a man who can laugh when he is on 99*, on the verge of his maiden ton and Chris Martin, the worst batsman in modern cricket, is playing and missing.
This Test has shown us a whole other side to Jesse, one that a lot of New Zealand experts didn’t believe he had.
His raw anger at getting out for 201 was brilliant to watch. He really cares. It may not always shine through the late-night drinking sessions, but instead of being happy with a double-ton, he showed a furious rage that most people only show when they get out for 99.
Forget the boring beefcakes, with their nutritional requirements and early-to-bed routines. Jesse blows them out of the water on the field, and is 10-times more watchable when he does it.
Skill, passion and aura can still trump academy training and cookie-cutter cricketers.
When Jesse is on top, the Kiwis are on top. He has cricket charisma. His team-mates love playing with him as much as we love watching him.
Adam Parore, Jesse’s biggest cynic, wrote that he wasn’t a batting stylist. Never have I heard such blasphemy. While every other new batsman seems to hop around like a coked-up kiddie-show presenter, Ryder is calm and smooth. It’s like Leonard Cohen standing on a stage with Britney, Hayley and Duffy.
On top of it all, the man is bringing the game to the people of New Zealand. Not the normal cricket fans, but the rugby fans that have always thought cricket was a fun-sponge of a game. Jesse is one of them, and he has the ability (along with Prince Brendon McCullum) to bring these new people to the game.
So this big, beautiful man may not just be a cult figure, he could become a cult leader, with a bunch of young New Zealanders in tow. Can’t you just see him in a robe.
Jrod is an Australian cricket blogger. His site Cricketwithballs.com won last July’s Best of Blogs in TWC
Posted in New Zealand, Test cricket | 12 Comments »
March 30th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Got a bit of the Warnie aura to him , but has a long ways to go with his performances.
Nice Prince Brendan name drop too.
March 30th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Top sneaky bowler and fielder and all but fallible - and heroes of course should be flawed.
Must admit to loving that Chris Martin Blocks over - even the Indian team were laughing….
Is that an old pic btw - he does look more svelte (but not toooooo svelte) now
March 30th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Oh, he’s a complete *cult*. My bad, I misread… I thought it was 12 months ago again.
March 31st, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I saw him playing last year and I was completely floored by his talent. He is definitely the complete package. His cricket reminds me of Eddie Barlow. Also does anyone see the resemblance to Jackie Gleason ?
April 1st, 2009 at 11:32 am
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April 1st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Jesse for UN Secretary General!
April 1st, 2009 at 7:12 pm
You made Cricinfo again
April 1st, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Loved watching Ryder against my Indian team - his batting is classy, simple and powerful. Gets Dravid with a wide long-hop and laughs as Chris Martin does what he does worst while he is on 99. With Jesse and Baz and the outrageous Ross Taylor, NZ have an attractive and good batting line-up.
April 1st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Sehwagology (cricket with balls) rocks!.
April 1st, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Not so much a robe, but maybe a muumuu, Homer Simpson style.
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:07 am
It is a treat to watch Jesse on the field. Obviously his bat does the talking these days. But his dibbly dobbly medium pace bowling that fetched him a few wickets and his fielding (slip catching) also needs to be mentioned.
He has a problem with booze which he hopefully can correct. Hope he doesnt go the Symonds way.
And yes it was so funny to him on 99 @ Hamilton.
Was funny to read him break the door of the bar toilet. And the subsequent apology.
Another lovable Kiwi bloke!
April 4th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
he is”new zealand cricket”